• What is 10ms? I have a monitor of about 60Hz refresh rate and it's not enough to show the speed of ClickHouse. I want to buy 144hz monitor only to enjoy the performance of ClickHouse.
    https://www.youtube.com/live/IOJyo14BpTQ?si=qS19Towll5wZN6kR&t=1595
  • Inserting in MongoDB is not a crime https://www.youtube.com/live/IOJyo14BpTQ?si=77FtbsZ4244D5Sk4&t=1626
  • Someone is steal 03 of september.
  • But when I say that some technology is more lightweight than Kafka it has very high chance to be true! Because almost every technology is more lightweight.
  • (about base58Encode/Decode functions) Why do we need it. If you work with BlockChains and i hope your company still alive and still has some market cap. And if it is the case you will find this function useful. And please use ClickHouse because without ClickHouse your BlockChain will go better. https://www.youtube.com/live/IOJyo14BpTQ?si=Ro7ZhoL5ItuJTYC6&t=3012
  • DateTime ranges is 1925-2283. And some people told me that they cannot store the birthday of their grandparents. So now it's extended. Mortgage here.
    We have extended the possible values of the Date type. Previously, this type could take values from 1970 to 2070. Now up to 2190.
    Why did we do this?
    First, not everyone could calculate their mortgage term. )
    Second, we want our children and grandchildren to use ClickHouse.
    Third, some banks that have ClickHouse could not calculate long-term analytics. By the way, if anyone knows why we need to forecast analytics for a horizon of more than 50 years, write to me in the comments
  • My terminal looks like i have to restart it. I don't know why it's freezed. Maybe I have too many colors in the terminal and it has gone mad.
  • And whenever I ran ClickHouse server I always want to just do nothing and stare at this logs because they are so beautiful!
  • The sample of DELETE statement DELETE from hits where Title like '%Mongo%' )) I don't like MongoDB. I don't want to see this records in my table.
  • But you still have a chance to learn C++. (deep breath). When I'm saying "to learn C++" I'm taking a deep breath for some reason.
  • While i'm looking into this picture i'm thinking what if ClickHouse were a CPU. If so. It'd be very good CPU.
  • It's a boring... I'll show you something interesting. Because who I am to show you boring pictures? I'm not wikipedia.
  • You know, I'm specifically named some tables like system.asyncronous_metrik_log. Because I was angry I was mad to people. Every time I'm writing this A S Y N C R O N O U S M E T R I K L O G I'm suffering a little but also I know you will suffer too.
  • There are some ClickHouse users who are unfortunate to be using SPARK.
  • Humans are slow. Not like ClickHouse.
  • We have a function parseDateTimeInJodaSyntax. What is "JODA"? If you are Java developer you know what is JODA and you know every word starting from "J". )
  • Actually when I see 4 words function names like 'azureBlobStorageCluster` i'm getting scared.
  • I'm a ClickHouse developer. I'm a backend server-side developer. I like bytes and bits. What about JavaScript? When I pronounce JavaScript my mood lowers down to something.
  • (about decodeHTMLComponent()). I want to process HTML in ClickHouse for fun. I want to download all the internet into ClickHouse so the internet will be compressed and I can put it into my server and browse internet using clickhouse-client.
  • All that is related to security is boring. Unless you have a security incident. Then it becomes not boring. So we need security features to keep everything boring.